[not again] week 2 zoo chaos crew

[fishingforcompliments]

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[concasse]

... There are a lot of you bastards here...

[Sanji, the master of observation]

[fishingforcompliments]

I suppose we all had the same idea...?

[


she's petting a goat.]

[concasse]

-- But of course, Flayn-chwan was brilliant for deciding to come here!

[



It's fine, Sanji's baby tiger is having the time of her life and waddles her way straight up to green lady]

[fishingforcompliments]

[keeps petting the goat with one hand



But now Nami is being pet with the other. Good.]

Why, hello there...! [cute...] She really is very friendly.

[concasse]

[Disney Princess Flayn.

All we need are some birds on her shoulders and a musical number, and the picture is complete]

But of course~! All Nami cares about is who will pet and feed her. [heh]

I figured if I brought her here, she could play with her friends while I investigated the area.

[fishingforcompliments]

Oh! That is a wonderful idea. Well... since there are so many of us, perhaps we could assist you with your investigation?

After all, many hands make light work, or so they say.

[bittybat]

Don't just congratulate her, you fool. You decided to come here, too!

[concasse]

[BOI]

Oi! I bet she came up with the idea first.

[Sanji here to stack the deck in Flayn's favor only]

[okitactless]

[Why does Sanji-kun get so weird around girls]

[concasse]

[Because he's stupid and Yams should have latched onto a smarter man]

[okitactless]

[Yasusada is just going to be here in his bloodstained clothes, with his bandaged arm, glaring at Damian's cat all night.

He's fine.]

[fishingforcompliments]

[uh]

Are you all right...?

[okitactless]

[Oh. Hi Flayn. He'll stop glaring for a minute.]

Yes, I'm fine.

[fishingforcompliments]

Are you sure...? There is blood on your clothing...

[okitactless]

Oh, it's alright. Only some of it is mine.

[...

His half of a braincell activates long enough for him to realize he should probably clarify--]

The rest was from an illusion.

[shixiong]

You haven't bothered to wash your clothes....?

[ yasusada. ]

[okitactless]

Of course I did.

[He did.




In the lake.]

[shixiong]

With soap?

[ the tired senpai/shixiong energy of this tag ]

[okitactless]

Why would I have clothing soap?

[concasse]

[And then here's Sanji, ignoring the clothes and the arms like nothing is wrong]

... Do you not like cats, Yasusada?

[okitactless]

A black cat kept bothering Okita-kun until he died.

[Sanji can. Probably connect the dots from there. Pennywise the Cat is black AND white but Yasusada doesn't like Damian so the cat gets included in Demon Cat status.]

[concasse]

[Sanji kinda hates that he was able to follow that line of thinking to its conclusion, Damian and all.]

Well, so long as this one keeps to itself, we're probably fine.

[...]

Also, lemme wash your clothes later to get out the bloodstains. You're gonna scare everyone walking around like that.

[okitactless]

Probably, but his owner is stupid.

[Actual toddler Yasusada at your service, saying this without even trying to lower his voice while Damian's right there?? Wow.

ALSO WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIS CLOTHES usually they just get magically cleaned in repairs...]

I washed them in the lake.

[Has he even looked in the laundry room. Probably not.]

[bittybat]

[:\ at Yams.]

[okitactless]