[not again] week 2 zoo chaos crew

[fishingforcompliments]

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[concasse]

... There are a lot of you bastards here...

[Sanji, the master of observation]

[fishingforcompliments]

I suppose we all had the same idea...?

[


she's petting a goat.]

[concasse]

-- But of course, Flayn-chwan was brilliant for deciding to come here!

[



It's fine, Sanji's baby tiger is having the time of her life and waddles her way straight up to green lady]

[fishingforcompliments]

[keeps petting the goat with one hand



But now Nami is being pet with the other. Good.]

Why, hello there...! [cute...] She really is very friendly.

[concasse]

[Disney Princess Flayn.

All we need are some birds on her shoulders and a musical number, and the picture is complete]

But of course~! All Nami cares about is who will pet and feed her. [heh]

I figured if I brought her here, she could play with her friends while I investigated the area.

[fishingforcompliments]

Oh! That is a wonderful idea. Well... since there are so many of us, perhaps we could assist you with your investigation?

After all, many hands make light work, or so they say.

[concasse]

Might as well since, well -- yeah. We've got a regular zoo here.

[HAHA PUNS. Someone kill him and then me]

[fishingforcompliments]

We certainly do!

[she giggles at that. Funny guy.]

Well? With which area did you wish to begin?

[concasse]

Mm... maybe the shed?

[Though his face immediately beams with hope]

Oh, does this mean Flayn-chan will accompany me?

[That is the opposite of splitting up and covering more ground...]

[fishingforcompliments]

[yeah that. sure is the opposite of that!



but there's a lot of them here. the others can go cover more ground.]

Certainly, if you would like.

[bittybat]

Don't just congratulate her, you fool. You decided to come here, too!

[concasse]

[BOI]

Oi! I bet she came up with the idea first.

[Sanji here to stack the deck in Flayn's favor only]

[bittybat]

[fight him]

Hardly. You might be attracted to her, but at least don't let it cloud your judgement.

[concasse]

[Sanji reminding himself that he promised Steph he'd play nice and it's HARD--]

Bitty shit, I'll do what I want, first off.

[New nickname unlocked]

Secondly, I'm just appreciating a beautiful lady's company!!

[bittybat]

[His face sours at the nickname. He's going to show Sanji a bitty shit in a minute.]

Fine, live in denial if you want, Eyebrows.

[How fast we forget Pudding-chan.]

1/2

[concasse]

[GAPING LIKE HE SUFFERED A MORTAL WOUND AT THAT NICKNAME?]

[concasse]

[And then quickly muttering to himself over and over--]

I promised Steph-chan... I promised Steph-chan...!

[Stay strong, erocook]

Oi! Aren't you supposed to, I dunno -- respect your elders or something, kid?!

[bittybat]

[Freaking Stephanie. STOP TELLING EVERYONE TO BE NICE TO HIM.]

If they earn the respect. Maybe.

[overruns]

[ this just nets sanji a Slightly (Very?) Judgmental Look from where dimitri is trying to get a goat to stop eating his cape. ]

[concasse]

[FIGHT HIM, DIMIMI]

[bittybat]

Blaiddyd, your cape.

[overruns]

[ ...he gives it a tug, to no avail. ]

Not sure there's much to be done about it.

[bittybat]

[Geez. He disappears for a minute--not very far. When he comes back, he has a handful of hay. As he gets closer to Dimitri and the goat, he starts waving it a tad.

Look, he has hay! No more cape.]

[okitactless]

[Why does Sanji-kun get so weird around girls]

[concasse]

[Because he's stupid and Yams should have latched onto a smarter man]