[not again] catchall for ump45

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It is horrible.

[horrible, yes - but this is exactly the sort of game they've found themselves in, and there's no changing that.]

...that pink entity is... I wish it had some sort of physical form, so I could do... something. I do not know what. Hit it, perhaps.

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I think many would say that 'killing it' is the option they'd choose, by this point.

How long or short they make that take, on the other hand, likely varies by person.

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I imagine that would be the ideal, but I am no fool - it would likely kill me before I could kill it.

[like. have you seen her? glass cannon.]

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In this scenario, however, you would hardly be alone. I did say many, didn't I?

[ like, they can probably poll the camp during one of their regularly scheduled tuesday announcements "would you try to kill pink snake if it was an option" and every hand would go up. ]

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...true. Those of us here in the camp would form quite a fearsome army.

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An army.

[ she sounds amused. ]

What a thing to say about going up against what we all believe to be a single monolith of a hostile entity. What a thing to say when hardly any of us here has that kind of organization or discipline.

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[sometimes you come from a military school that ends up mobilizing into an army!!]

Is that not what it is called, when multiple people band together against a common foe?

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Sure, it's technically not wrong.

Still, I imagine any proper one would laugh in our faces if we claimed the title. Well, whatever- I doubt pink or snake or whatever we're calling it will care about the details.

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Who cares about what that thing thinks? We shall defeat it.

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I think that calling us any sort of unified or organized in that way is being very generous, but.

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It is true that we have difficulty coordinating, but I would hope that defeating that thing would be something we could all agree needs to happen.

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Agreement hardly means we are unified. We could all very well agree to work together to fight against the pink entity, but imagine if we're running into friendly fire during it?

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[considers it.



hm. bad.]

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[ yeah, exactly.

she has (puts fingers very close together, there is basically no gap) this much faith in everyone. unimpressed roomba saga continues. ]