[not again] catchall for stephanie

[fishingforcompliments]

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w5, monday

[fishingforcompliments]

[when steph comes back to ant cabin at some point on monday, flayn is already there!

she's got an open bag of balloons on her lap. she's holding one up gingerly between two fingers and studying it with puzzlement. when steph enters, she looks over -]

...oh! Stephanie, if you do not mind, could I ask you a question?

[vigilantics]

[ why does she have balloons. is flayn throwing a party. ]

Sure, what's up?

[fishingforcompliments]

[she looks her dead in the eye and asks with complete and total sincerity:]

Is a balloon a type of condom?

[vigilantics]

No. I swear to god do not put a penis into a balloon.

[fishingforcompliments]

Then, what is it for? It looked to be about the right shape, from what I heard on the bus.

[vigilantics]

Hand me one, please.

[ she holds her hand out. ]

[fishingforcompliments]

[she obliges! here, have a balloon.]

[vigilantics]

[ okay, she is just going to demonstrate by blowing into it! and after a little bit, they will now have a good sized balloon. ]

Tada.

[fishingforcompliments]

[her eyes widen as the balloon inflates]

Fascinating...!

[vigilantics]

They're mostly used as decoration! People use them for things like parties a lot.

[ she'll lightly toss it towards flayn... it does the thing balloons do when they gently float before starting to go down. ]

[fishingforcompliments]

[she snatches it out of the air with, perhaps, a little too much force, and -

pop!]

Eek!

[flayn shrieks and nearly falls out of her bunk]

[vigilantics]

Ahhh!

[ she just

fuckin surprises steph into a scream, too. it probably sounds like they're being murdered in here. ]

[fishingforcompliments]

[........can we do an A THING toplevel on the mingle with them screaming]

[vigilantics]

[ yes. let's. ]