[not again] catchall for stephanie

[fishingforcompliments]

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[fishingforcompliments]

[she looks her dead in the eye and asks with complete and total sincerity:]

Is a balloon a type of condom?

[vigilantics]

No. I swear to god do not put a penis into a balloon.

[fishingforcompliments]

Then, what is it for? It looked to be about the right shape, from what I heard on the bus.

[vigilantics]

Hand me one, please.

[ she holds her hand out. ]

[fishingforcompliments]

[she obliges! here, have a balloon.]

[vigilantics]

[ okay, she is just going to demonstrate by blowing into it! and after a little bit, they will now have a good sized balloon. ]

Tada.

[fishingforcompliments]

[her eyes widen as the balloon inflates]

Fascinating...!

[vigilantics]

They're mostly used as decoration! People use them for things like parties a lot.

[ she'll lightly toss it towards flayn... it does the thing balloons do when they gently float before starting to go down. ]

[fishingforcompliments]

[she snatches it out of the air with, perhaps, a little too much force, and -

pop!]

Eek!

[flayn shrieks and nearly falls out of her bunk]

[vigilantics]

Ahhh!

[ she just

fuckin surprises steph into a scream, too. it probably sounds like they're being murdered in here. ]

[fishingforcompliments]

[........can we do an A THING toplevel on the mingle with them screaming]

[vigilantics]

[ yes. let's. ]