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[personal profile] baori 2020-05-04 07:28 am (UTC)(link)
[ kills dimitri instead.

so her mother was a fisher(wo)man, or at least did plenty of fishing. that means she lived somewhere coastal, right? it means nothing to him right now so he'll excuse it for the fish.
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Neither have I. [ and like any reasonable human being that likes fish would ask: ] Will it taste good?

[ do you ever just think about all of the things we eat now and just have to come to terms with someone had to be the first person to be like, "man i wonder what this would taste like"? ]
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[personal profile] baori 2020-05-05 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
[ YES! jk no bc apparently dimitri is camp mom and they're married? chat is so cursed, britt.

but hm. giyuu hasn't been as lucky so he'll just have to take her word for it.
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The size of the fish does not indicate how it may taste.

[ boy are they in for a ride when they take a bite into that fish shaped salt...flesh thing. i'm crying. at least they are going to suffer together and learn from their mistakes?? ]
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[personal profile] baori 2020-05-05 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
[ well, giyuu will inform her that it probably isn't her cooking and that maybe the fish is just not good to eat. ]

I can.

[ building a fire is no big deal now compared to the first time. first of all, they're dry but most importantly, he found flint to use to start fires with ease. he'll start to rummage around and clearing out an area suited for a mini camp fire just for cooking the fish short term.

amazing what a simple rock can do to make a world's different in terms of starting fires.
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[personal profile] baori 2020-05-08 09:00 am (UTC)(link)
[ he'll let her prep the fish, which is definitely for the best since his idea would just be to skewer it on a stick and stick it next to the fire once it got going and called it a day.

but once she's done with that and back at his side, he'll give a nod.
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It's because of these.

[ he holds the flint for her to see, if she wishes, before tucking them away into his haori. ]
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[personal profile] baori 2020-05-09 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
[ seeing that's he doesn't have much more to add to that, he'll sit contently by the fire and making sure it stays in check as she preps the fish. he can't help but really do wonder what it might taste like. the hope that it will taste good.

...the reality will be that it will not taste good. a terrible fate that they'll figure out shortly. though, he does have to quietly admire the way that she's handling the fish. definitely has a lot of practice.
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[personal profile] baori 2020-05-09 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
[ how can fish that has not been seasoned properly taste like it has been rolled in salt and then have an aftertaste that is...tangy? tangy is a word, though the best description would be iron. ]

It's fine.

[ it, in fact, not fine. the fact that he isn't going back for a second bite is a prime example of how it is not fine. however she did catch this fish for them and... he does have some manners. ]
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[personal profile] baori 2020-05-09 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
It was likely the fish itself.

[ he's not going to say if she's a good or bad cook unless she's magically able to make fish just taste this awful without doing anything to it. and if that is the case then he's just amazed for a different reason.

also cue giyuu making a single more attempt at eating another bite before quickly deciding that, no, that would be a bad idea.
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[personal profile] baori 2020-05-09 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[ whether giyuu means this in kindness or not is up to debate but there is certainly one thing that he didn't consider— ]

Are you a bad cook?
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[personal profile] baori 2020-05-09 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[ hm... ]

I don't think your cooking had any effect on the fish.

[ he says, now taking another bite from the fish in retaliation. ]

This fish is not good.

[ why does he keep going back for more? look. sometimes nice girls make you fish and then you just feel compelled to keep being polite and nice because they've done nothing wrong. ]
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[personal profile] baori 2020-05-09 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[ no!! bc no one will let me die. ]

We shouldn't waste it.

[ rest in pieces his taste buds. ]
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[personal profile] baori 2020-05-09 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[ the color of his face is starting to change from the fish. is there enough water in their canteens to quench his thirst from the fish? who knows but he'll nod at flayn. ]

It's good that you do.
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[personal profile] baori 2020-05-09 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[ channels the protag-kun of the persona 4 fame. ]

This fish is really bad.
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[personal profile] baori 2020-05-09 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[ he is, decidedly, not going to stop eating it.

in fact he does not stop until he has eaten all of his share. boy does he not look good. everything is terrible and he totally asked for this.
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[personal profile] baori 2020-05-10 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[ GIYUU WILL NOT PLEASE.

and we already know what's going to happen to him in the near future so he's just going to...finally take a drink of water from his canteen once the fish has been eaten. he does not look any better, if you care to know.
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