[not again] catchall for wei wuxian

[fishingforcompliments]

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[fishingforcompliments]

[Damn it, I want stirfry now.]

Ah, yes! That might turn out nicely...

[givethemhell]

[SO DO I STOP I'M SO HUNGRY.]

Mm, there are some flavors and combinations that you just can't go wrong with!

[fishingforcompliments]

That is very true! Which combinations are some of your favorites, Wei Wuxian?

[givethemhell]

Hmmm...

[A very serious question requiring some very serious thought, apparently! He drums his fingers against his chin.]

Let's see, let's see. Sweet ice and wine! Peppers don't count, because they suit just about everything. Lotus root and pork... Vinegared cabbage and curried carrots. [A NOD.] What about you?

[fishingforcompliments]

[god dammit i am so hungry now]

Fish, and...

[her voice trails off. hmm.]

...well, most things I can think of taste good with fish, actually.

[givethemhell]

[STOP DON'T CURSE ME IN THIS WAY.]

Well, you aren't wrong about that! No one could fault you. Fish is a delicious staple food, after all.

[SINCE WHEN IS IT A STAPLE.]

[fishingforcompliments]

[it's a staple when you're a water baby, i guess]

But I suppose, aside from that... fruits and cream pair together well nicely, for desserts.

[givethemhell]

[WATER TRIBE.]

Oh? I don't think I've ever had cream with fruits, before.

[He basically has... They have cornettos in ancient fantasy China, it's fine.]

[fishingforcompliments]

No? You are missing out!

[...Alas, they don't really have fruit here right now, do they.

Also, what? How is it that ancient fantasy China has those, and I do not? That's not fair. AKI, I'M SO HUNGRY.]

[givethemhell]

[RIGHT. PLEASE. I'M ALSO SO HUNGRY. I WAITED TO FINISH A TAG BOMB AND I AM DEAD.]

We'll just have to try some of it later, then! Will you have some with me?

[fishingforcompliments]

Certainly! I would be glad to.

[cries about desserts]