[not again] catchall for wei wuxian

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[givethemhell]

Isn't it such an unfair thing? Really! I didn't even have the time to start working it back up to proper strength before being snatched away to that boat, and now this... I could be going near half a year without any sort of training at all, at this rate!

[Since he has no faith they aren't going to be stuck here for WEEKS AND WEEKS.]

[fishingforcompliments]

[oh..]

Do you think we shall be here for that long?

[givethemhell]

[There's a tiny pause, since honestly, he figured everyone else was just as resigned as he was...]

—Well, not a half-year here, at least! But if this takes as long as my time on the boat did, that's a good two months each, give or take.

[fishingforcompliments]

...we only spent two weeks on the island.

[givethemhell]

Ah-- that's right...

[He gives Flayn a sympathetic look.]

Much as I hate to say it, I think your bunch was the outlier, there.

[fishingforcompliments]

Yes, it seems so.

[she sighs heavily]

I do hope that this will be more like ours, but... what are the chances?

[givethemhell]

One in about six? Seven? It would seem. So it's not an impossibility!

[Just, like. Not likely.]

[fishingforcompliments]

But it is an improbability.

[givethemhell]

Mmm... Unfortunately so, I'd say. If it ends up being the case, then I'm sorry your luck didn't last through this.

[fishingforcompliments]

If any of us had any luck at all, I do not believe we would be here right now.

[givethemhell]

Hah! Can't much argue with that, ah.

[He sighs, reaching out to pet another rabbit that skitters by.]

At least we have something cute to play with this time.

[fishingforcompliments]

[im ngl i fckin forgot the rabbits were here]

Yes... they do make it a little more bearable. I wonder what their names are?

[givethemhell]

[SO DID I HONESTLY this is what happens when you have too many threads

Anyway he points to the largest one.]

This one is John Cena.

[fishingforcompliments]

Oh?

[She reaches over to pet the largest rabbit.]

It is nice to meet you, John Cena!

[givethemhell]

[He points to another one...]

This one is John Lennon because Black Shadows didn't want the name.

[fishingforcompliments]

...why not? That sounds like a perfectly nice name.

[givethemhell]

Maybe they're just too attached to the moniker? Or-- name, I suppose... Even though "Black Shadows" isn't much of one, to be honest.

[He's so fuckin rude.]

[fishingforcompliments]

It does not sound like a name. Then again, Winter Wizard does not either, and they said that was their name.

Naming customs must be very different here.