[not again] catchall for ash

[fishingforcompliments]

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[voidbreaker]

[ somehow that's




impressive ]

I can understand the shower thing.

[fishingforcompliments]

Getting cleaned up does make things seem a little more bearable!

[voidbreaker]

Next time I get kidnapped I'm gonna demand transport with a working shower.

[fishingforcompliments]

Do you really believe you will be kidnapped again?

[voidbreaker]

No idea. It's not like I thought I'd get kidnapped twice in a row in the first place?

[fishingforcompliments]

...yes, I suppose most people are not accustomed to being kidnapped. None of us ought to have been, but... we cannot change what has already happened. We can only prepare ourselves and hope that we are able to prevent it from happening again.

[voidbreaker]

Yeah, I'm not interested in a three-for-three situation here.

No more kidnappings after this.

[fishingforcompliments]

That would be ideal, yes.

[i hope we all just app everyone from crau to crau2 just so they can be like "are you FUCKING kidding me"]

[voidbreaker]

[ yeah i hope we all suffer. ]

Think it'll work out?

[fishingforcompliments]

Well, I intend to give the next person who attempts to kidnap me a... surprise.

[the surprise is a punch to the face]

[voidbreaker]

[ ... not a bad idea. ]

If it’s a guy, just kick ‘em below. That’ll knock them flat for a bit.

[fishingforcompliments]

[looks at pc timing. hm. flayn looks amused.]

Do you know, you are the second person to give me that advice!

[voidbreaker]

It's pretty solid advice across the board. Also, when they scrunch up like it's a reflex? Jerk your knee up and you might get them in the nose.

[ flayn the mma champion in training ]

[fishingforcompliments]

[Hmmm. He sounds like he's speaking from experience.]

Have you fought with that method often?

[voidbreaker]

Nah, I use a weapon. But if I'm in a fist fight I can usually get by with punches.

[fishingforcompliments]

Oh... so you have punched someone there, before?

[voidbreaker]

Not recently. It's easier to get someone in the face for me.

[ i can't believe he's telling flayn how to throw hands ]

[fishingforcompliments]

[goes to check the height chart


yeah, that tracks]

Oh - I suppose that makes sense. Someone's face would be a more difficult target unless I had a weapon with a long reach... [give her back her lance :c ]

[voidbreaker]

Yeah. So aim lower for more damage, rather than trying to smack something you can't reach.

[fishingforcompliments]

Understood. Thank you for the advice!

[if someone turns up dead with kicked-in balls you know who did it]

[voidbreaker]

[ aha, my plan is coming into fruition. ]

Gotta keep yourself safe, right?

[fishingforcompliments]

Yes... and others as well! I would like for everyone in this camp to be safe.

Even the ones I am not particularly fond of.

[voidbreaker]

[ hm. ]

Yeah. If I don't like them, I don't exactly want to see them dead.

[fishingforcompliments]

You would think that would not be an uncommon sentiment, and yet...

[well. there are murderers out there.]

[voidbreaker]

Mm. Sometimes you don't get a lot of choice though.