[suite dreams] catchall for tsurumaru

[fishingforcompliments]

no trees allowed in this suite

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weekend zero, sunday

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i guess since they're sharing a bathroom they're just going to end up in here at the same time at some point. so. well. here they are.]

Oh, hello, Tsurumaru.

[preowned]

Ah... so that's where that door goes.

[ he definitely tried to open it earlier. ]

[fishingforcompliments]

Well...

Surprise!

[stole his line.]

[preowned]

Wah! You got me!

[ did she. they walked in at the same time. ]

[fishingforcompliments]

You got me too!

[she giggles]

...but truthfully, I feel reassured knowing that it is you on the other side of this door, Tsurumaru.

[preowned]

Mm. It does make this a lot easier than being set up with a stranger...

[ did flayn kill a lot of people? yes. but it's fine.

also britt can i get a server reinvite before i forget and then it's suddenly mingle time "ask in a dm" no i'm writing it in this tag ]

[fishingforcompliments]

[i keep thinking about how lucky you are that i didn't just pass the fuck out given what time this tag came in actually]

Yes... at least we already know that we get along.

[preowned]

I also wonder what it would be like to share a washroom with that really tall guy...

[ he is trying to figure out if it would be a big toilet or a small toilet (rip sebastian) ]

[fishingforcompliments]

Difficult, I imagine. That is not the sort of thing that would have an easy middle ground...

[preowned]

Perhaps someone would fall in if they were small...

[ hmmm he's just poking around in here now ]

[fishingforcompliments]

[she pokes around too...]

That sounds dangerous.

[imagine if sebastian drowns in his own toilet.]

[preowned]

Yes, so at least we are safe here.

I will make sure no one else comes into the bathroom from my end.

[fishingforcompliments]

I will do the same. I do not anticipate having many visitors to begin with, but I am sure any I do have will understand.

[preowned]

Oh, Mikazuki will visit me but I do not think he uses the toilet.

[fishingforcompliments]

...is that so?

[preowned]

I just do not think it would be allowed.

[fishingforcompliments]

He is not allowed to use the toilet...?

[preowned]

I don't think you can if you are a national treasure?

[fishingforcompliments]

I see... I had no idea.

[dana is going to kill us for this thread at unlocks]

[preowned]

[ we nerfed jiji's pooping

but he nods. ]

At least whoever he is sharing with will be happy.

[fishingforcompliments]

I suppose their bathroom arrangements will be made more easily than most.

[she smiles]

Have you been to see his room yet?

[preowned]

Yes, to help him get changed. He doesn't know how to dress himself.

[ it's said so seriously, with the slightest hint of exasperation. ]

[fishingforcompliments]

...in all his years he never learned how to put on clothing...?

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[preowned]

... I believe if he tried to do it on his own, it would take an unbearably long time.

[fishingforcompliments]

Oh, my. Well, he is very lucky to have you here to assist him, in that case!